Lynx, Destroyer of Worlds (with Science!) (lynxreign) wrote,
Lynx, Destroyer of Worlds (with Science!)
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Can't sleep, clown'll eat me

Last night I ate too much. Far too much. Enough that I had a stomach ache. And I ate far too late. I feel much better now, but last night I really couldn't get to sleep for awhile. After several unsuccessful searches for the Tums, I tried to distract myself from the pain by naming all the states in alphabetical order. I eventually managed and could likely now rattle them off easily. My stomach still hurt at this point, and it was the kind of ache that you feel primarily in your back, so lying there was uncomfortable.

I'd also at one point gotten back up to play my new Mastermind on CoH a little longer. While I was lying there I thought of another way I could have named my minions. I have a mercenary mastermind and he gets military minions. I could have named myself and the minions after famous traitors, but I soon ran into a problem with this line of thinking. You can have 6 minions, how many famous traitors are there, really?

  • Benedict Arnold
  • Vidkun Quisling
  • Marc Antony
  • Robert E. Lee

That's about it. I mean, you can go with the successful traitors

  • Napoleon
  • George Washington
  • Cromwell
  • Lenin

but the point would be missed that they're evil.

I guess you can go with the Rosenbergs, but they weren't fighters. Then again, neither was Lenin.

And with anyone that fought for the South counts, but that gets boring quickly and could easily be misinterpreted by those confederate flag waving idiots. I could name most Republicans too, but again easily misconstrued. Though the irony of any of them being military would be funny.

So who am I missing? What other famous traitors are there?




I have a headache
I have sto-MACH ache.

--Shonen Knife.
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