"Ha!" He chortled, "I have Eleven pounds! Beat that!"
His face took on a concerned expression as he listened to his competitors explain
"Oh... LOSE pounds... I see..."
He slowly wandered away, muttering to himself as he went
"So gaining eleven pounds to increase my weight to 261 loses me the contest. Huh, who would have thought it?"
Well! I'm starting over as of today. Perhaps there is no contest involved, but I'm going to lose this weight! I blame the move and surrounding stresses, but I still lose. Now that I'm settled in, this should be easier.