Lynx, Destroyer of Worlds (with Science!) (lynxreign) wrote,
Lynx, Destroyer of Worlds (with Science!)

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I'm off!

Yes, this morning sees me off at the ungodly hour of 8 AM to go to an orientation on how to be unemployed. Wheee. Of course, if I don't go, they don't pay me unemployment, so I suppose I can just pretend it is a bad lecture class. I can't imagine this will take too long, so I can come home and be napping by 11.

Please, post your guesses for what kinds of things they'll be teaching me.

example: You must sit about drinking beer in your underwear for at least 2 hours a day.

UPDATE: I looked at the letter again on my way out the door to confirm the address and realized the appointment is for NEXT Monday. Off to napping! Zzzzz...

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