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Lynx, Destroyer of Worlds (with Science!)
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Dream Revalations

Cats are not mammals, they are insects. The eggs are laid outside the body in a transparent sac. Those eggs that are not fertilized become tv shows. Once the sac is empty it is harvested and becomes saran wrap, nothing is wasted.

Update: I almost forgot. One should also create swarms of little green insects, each insect a little larger than a pea. They will love you. The way you create these is by throwing crumpled handfuls of newspaper out the window. Don't bother throwing the classifieds though, that's more like an insect placenta and it'll just fall to the ground.
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