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Poll #519299 Lines

What line would work best to "get the ladies"

You're the kind of a chick who's sharp on top
0(0.0%)
Excuse me, I wouldn't want to come between you two ladies... or would I?
0(0.0%)
You must be wearing Outer Space Underwear 'cause your ass is out of this world!
0(0.0%)
What is this vision that appears before me? Has Aphrodite herself come to dwell amoung the mortals? Sup with me this eve, divine creature, that I may know the presence of truth and beauty in the world. By the way, have you been working out?
2(18.2%)
Normally I can't help notice how attractive and fit you are. Today however, you look even more fit than usual.
2(18.2%)
Hey baby, your weight gives my plate a solid flip. You snap the whip, I'll make the trip
0(0.0%)
Um... hi...
2(18.2%)
Hello, I must be going. No time to stay, I came to say, I must be going
1(9.1%)
You don't understand! I coulda had class. I coulda been a contender. I could've been somebody, instead of a bum, which is what I am.
0(0.0%)
OOK! OOK OOK!!
4(36.4%)

Other

Would you lke to be an otter?

Yes
11(64.7%)
No
6(35.3%)

Why or why not?

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